Polo Announces Permanently Popped Collar
In a move that will excite private school old-boys, fashion giant Polo has announced a brilliant new feature driven by consumer demand: a permanently...
How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar
LIFEHACKS: It's a question for the ages: How do you enter a Gentlemen's Club without looking like you're a client? It is indeed a...
Research Proves Sydneysiders Are Better Than Each Other
You've suspected it. You were right.
Research conducted by Morgan and Morgan and Morgan has revealed that the vast majority of Sydney residents are superior...
How To: Look Busy
It’s more important than ever to look busy. We all know that. That’s why the Surry Hills Times' resident expert on cool is here...
T-shirt With Sweat Stains Already Built In
Exercising is literally a pain in the bum. That’s where this inventive new brand seemingly purpose-built for Sydney comes in. Exercise gear with sweat...
Punting Obsessed Single Fathers’ 2-Year-Old Race Day
A group of single fathers desperate for a punt on the weekend have cajoled their 2-year-olds into a race meet the second Saturday of...
Heroes of Ultimate Frisbee Calendar Causes Firestorm
An unlikely public stoush has broken out between Firemen and Ultimate Frisbee athletes concerning the simultaneous release date of their upcoming calendars with the Firefighters...
Hotel Ibis Launches New Ad Campaign
Hotel Ibis has released its latest advertising campaign featuring actual Ibis birds wandering amongst garbage and homeless people strewn throughout hotel lobbies.
The campaign embraces...
