An upside to the Will Smith debacle is that a new disability has been discovered! Alopecia, also known as ‘spot baldness’ is a particularly difficult condition, but several commentators like Brooke Boney from the Today show have decreed that it is now a disability. Local men are rejoicing at the newfound possibilities including parking, dedicated seating, in home patient care, support payments and more. Local man, Kieran Newton, was delighted to rightfully snag this disabled parking at Bunnings this morning, “As a proud disabled man I’m going to buy a tarp, then I’m off to Centrelink to see what support payments I’m entitled to. Shout out to Brookey B!”
In a tweet today Brooke Boney wrote, “To hell with black men who put black women down for the benefit of a mostly white audience. As if getting slapped on stage is worse than humiliating someone because they’re disabled”. (The SHT was taking a sabbatical but this just WOKE me up…)
