The fervency of Tony Abbott to remain top-of-mind of the Australian voters has reached a crisis point with his recent move to spruik his un-stabilising wares on the impressionable minds of social media devotees with a no-holds-barred Snapchat ear-bunny campaign.
God help us all.
“He’s a monster! He doesn’t even believe in climate change! But god help me, those are bunnies so cute!!!” said Georgie Merch, 24.
The ferocious backbencher had planned his dissection of the late great ex-Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull for quite some time, and his wishes were granted this week.
Some wondered whether Tony would walk off into the sunset, his dreams fulfilled.
Now it seems we have our answer.
Abbott’s recent foray into Snapchat signals that he’s keen to grab any votes he can.
Many commentators feel this is a clear signal Tony Abbott intends to challenge for the Liberal Party leadership before the next election.
Pathetic? That’s just Tony.
