Home News Local Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” NewsLocal Pubs Reopen: “A Schnitty and 14 Schooners Thanks Mate” By Surry Hills Times Share Facebook Twitter WhatsApp Email Like the whole “ordering a meal” thing was going to stop us from disciplining our borderline alcoholism? Phhleeease. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Local Surry Hills May Never Recover: Residents Demand Immediate Deportation of Literal Monsters Who Dared to Celebrate Australia Day on Crown Street Local Halloween Costume Terrifies Surry Hills Local Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians MOST POPULAR Government Advises Surry Hills Pubs Back into Lockdown as NRL Players’... 22/06/2020 Home Schooling Disaster: Planets in Wrong Order 13/05/2020 Lawrence Mooney in Freefall after Turnbull Ousted 24/08/2018 Blaspheming Pilot Enrages Local Christians 05/04/2022 Load more MORE NEWS Local Mounted Police Patrolling the Badlands of the Entertainment Quarter Avert Riot Politics Folau’s Warning for Self Isolators Fashion T-shirt With Sweat Stains Already Built In Fashion How to Enter Brothels Under the Radar