It has been revealed that the champion horse Winx, Australia’s favourite filly and the world champion over the quarter mile, is clinically depressed because she no longer identifies as a female.
The condition was confirmed by Dr William Arthur Noke who has worked as a specialist in gender reassignment for the last 30 years whose clients include Caitlin Jenner.
Dr Noke was called in by trainer Chris Waller after it was noted the horse was noticeably depressed.
‘We tried everything” said a despondent Waller.
“This is surprisingly common amongst horses” said Dr Noke.
The champion horse will immediately undergo gender reassignment therapy in preparation to become a stallion.
The horse has always displayed the characteristics of a male horse, preferred the company of men.
“We always just thought she was a tomboy, one of the boys, or just plain cool. In hindsight, it was obvious, she always weed standing up.”
“We’re confident she will be a lot happier” said Dr Noke. “Just look at Bruce Jenner. He was an emotional wreck pre-surgery. Did it have anything to do with living in a toxic house with five Kardashian women, and constantly under the scrutiny of the world’s media? Did that drive him to clinical depression and insanity? Maybe. Who can tell for sure? But either way, now he’s on top of the world. And he’s a babe. I would.” said the surprisingly forthcoming surgeon.
When asked whether Winx winx be hot as a male, Dr Noke responded confidently.
“Smoking. That’s my job.”
