Roxy Hit with Fresh Graffiti

Roxy Jacenko’s ‘Ministry of Talent’ office in Paddington has been hit with fresh graffiti overnight.

It is now commonplace in Sydney to use the term “Roxy” in place of the c-word, as in: “Come on mate, don’t be a Roxy.”

It is unclear what one disgruntled individual is taking offence to: whether it’s the fact she created an exploitative Instagram account for her daughter Pixie to promote her own PR business, or that she cheated on her husband while he was in jail, or that she advised David Warner to use his kids as human shields in order to avoid press after the sandpaper gate scandal, or whether it’s the pretentious name of the office itself “The Ministry of Talent”.

At last report, police had whittled down the number of suspects to:

2,534, 795.

Investigations continue.