Paleo Pete has made an appalling lack of judgement by offering a marauding bunch of kids brussel sprouts as “treats” and was promptly brought to the ground and had his eyebrows shaved.
“What a dickhead”, said the pack leader, Shane, 11.
“But I’m doing the right thing. Brussel sprouts are good for you. They’re the healthy alternative to sugary junk food.…”
Unfortunately the children were high on a dangerous cocktail of sugar, independence and adrenaline at the time and were in no mood to be preached to.
“We want Mars Bars ‘n’ Snickers ‘n’ stuff” they chanted as Shane brought out his Mum’s Hydro Schick.
“This will take time to recover from” said a visibly shaken Evans.
