It’s taken a while to dawn on us, possibly because we spend most of our time inebriated whilst fornicating and navigating an intricate web of lies, but the vast bulk of Surry Hills’ residents are finally outraged at Israel Folau’s disgraceful Instagram post.

It it does however beg the question why hetrosexual boozing rooters didn’t crack it earlier.

Hang on a sec I think I’ve already answered that. I’ll be honest I’ve had a few coldies while writing this.

And I’ve been quite distracted by porn. See, I’ve recently swapped from YouJizz to YouPorn so I’ve discovered rivers of new material.

Is Misty’s still open?