It has finally happened sisters. The #metoo movement has taken a huge step forward this morning after a local manwhore was finally called-out for being a slut on his morning stroll home.
This notorious Pantsman was cockily heading home after yet another conquest. It was what women have endured for generations: the “Walk of Shame”: a disgustingly sexist tirade where women are subjected to adolescent buffoonery from men on their way home.
Finally the tables have been turned. A man has suffered the same fate for his lascivious, promiscuous ways.
He started out armed with a sense of triumph, shirt off, chest puffed when the whispers of “Manwhore” began. From cafe to cafe they grew until thunderous abuse rose: “Manwhore! Slut!” and worse…
“Bet you don’t even know her name…” one woman hissed.
“It really hurt my feelings” said the man. “Why are women so sexist and mean? I’m a strong independent man, why can’t I sleep with a random stranger and not be judged?”
Finally Surry Hills’ worst Pantsman was forced to run home to quivering mess.
Sucked in.
#metoo
