Bumble is a dating app that empowers women, by allowing women to make the first move thereby dramatically decreasing the amount of unsolicited creepy messages.
So why did Bumble choose a macho black Jeep with dark tinted windows to represent the brand?
I was pondering this when I felt a hard smack on my arse.
I spun around to see a babe in heels and little Bec and Bridge number, who proceeded to jump in the Jeep.
She immediately blasted Motley Crue from the speakers, wound down the window and said “Show us ya dick love”.
I have never felt so sexist. I was so startled and ashamed I obeyed. She drove off with a burnout leaving me standing just off Bourke Street with my pants around my ankles.
Shame on me.
