We at the Surry Hills Times have always been big fans of the Honey Badger and his endless litany of similes. But his motivation to go on The Bachelor undeniably calls into question the big fella’s character.
But perhaps more questionable is the Badge’s advice for us to #bereal whilst he records himself on an extendable selfie stick whilst horse riding… just like The Man from Snowy River didn’t.
Honey, I’ll put up with you whoring about on television with the goal of raising your profile with careless regard to your female suitors… I’ll put up with your non-stop barrage of similes which may or may not have been written by third world slave children… but I will not put up with you telling me to be real while you ride a horse holding an extendable selfie stick then posting it on Instagram.
Henry Lawson would be turning in his grave.
