A council worker known only as T-Bone has attempted to pull on the world’s longest bong this morning in Shannon Reserve on Crown Street.
The homemade device attached to an old school Orchy bottle features a 20 metre pipe made out of garden hose. The inspiring attempt was cheered on by T-Bone’s three best mates Robbo, Stinky and Gaz.
When Surry Hills Times asked T-Bone why he was attempting the feat he said simply: “Because goals”.
“It’s been a long time in the making,” said Stinky. “We’re just so proud of him.”
Guinness World Record executives were there to witness the attempt which ultimately was unsuccessful after T bone passed out falling backwards into the garden.
When he awoke this reporter was on hand to hear his first response:
“Fuck it,” said T Bone. “Whatever”.
