Instagram is the new Tinder. No one knows this better than Stefan Forrester. But his latest attempt to woo the ladies was met with fierce derision buy a brave kitten, Jacoby.

“Enough’s enough”, said Jacoby. “Sure I’m cute, but don’t use me to score the puss. Be better.”

Stefan was unrepentant, “I’m a simple man but I know this: chicks dig pics with dudes with cats ‘n shit like that. It’s the future.”

But the question must be asked: why would Stephan upload a clearly anguished kitten in his wonderful arms?

“Huh? Hello! It’s a cat! Derr! Job done.”