The sacrilegious act of 35-year-old local copywriter ‘Nathan’ has Apple nerds worldwide livid.
“Steve Jobs will be rolling around inside his black skivvy inside his grave,” said Gareth, 34, computer guy. “How could you leave a piece of art unprotected down there with dog poo it’s inhumane.”
Gareth is part of the group PETA. People for the Ethical Treatment of Apple.
The militant group have been known to throw red paint at microsoft products.
When asked about the global furor he caused Nathan was ambivalent, “Couldn’t give a fuck mate. Couldn’t give a fuck.”
