Let’s be honest, anyone who went back to work today is a chump.
So if you’re currently still sitting at your desk and it’s all gotten too much this is for you: for a strictly limited time Dr Riviera (not his real name) is offering an official sick note for tomorrow, Wednesday the 24th and Friday the 26th to readers of the Surry Hills Times.
Dr Riviera’s clinic is located in the spare bedroom of his cozy 14th floor apartment, 14B 343 Arthur Street. The door buzzer is broken, and so is the elevator so just head on up, knock five times and say, “The SHT sent me”.
As Dr Riviera says, “From IBS to the flu, I can do.”
You’re welcome Surry Hills.
