The latest trend of cracking out a revenge body as wonderfully evidenced by Natalie Joyce, the ex of Barnaby has spawned what is set to become the latest fitness empire.
Some say revenge is a dish best served cold. That’s true if it’s a nice cold six pack. And that six-pack is located on your abs.
CEO of revenge bodies Stephanie Morris agrees. Ms Morris said, “Revenge bodies is not about fitness. It’s not about strength. It’s not about health. It’s about making your ex partner regret the day he or she walked out on you, and then snaring someone much, much hotter. Simple is that.”
Natalie Joyce is penciled-in to open Revenge Bodies Fitness on Crown Street later this week, along with her 27-year-old Peruvian boyfriend Pablo.
Ms Morris said “We offer some of the most competitive pricing in the fitness industry because we don’t actually employ qualified personal trainers. Our clients email us photos of their ex partners and we play them on screens in the gym on loop. You’ll be amazed the motivation that offers and the results it gains. Revenge is a powerful motivator.”
