Breaking: It’s only now that photos are filtering through from the Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie that her betrothed was subject to some appalling graffiti.
The world was clearly so in love with the married couple to be, that no one even looked down to see what was clearly a dick and balls drawn on the sole of her now husband Jack Brooksbank.
Scotland Yard has already launched an investigation and the net is tightening.
As an ex nightclub owner Brooksbank has a string of associates and cohorts who could be to blame.
Police also suspect this could be a horribly ill-advised prank from ex classmates at Eaton.
Lead investigator chief superintendent Bruce Gibbs said “Everyone loves a good scribble of a cock and balls but this takes it a step too far. A meat and two veg for the world to see with Her Majesty the Queen present in the sight of God on the holiest of days is a disgrace.”
