Online dating is fraught with danger. There’s deception at every swipe. Surry Hills Times to the rescue! Our resident psychologist has turned her gaze to deciphering what online profiles really mean.
You’re welcome:
Successful = wanker
Sassy = bitchy
Easy going = bludger
Love to laugh = love to drink
Intelligent = think I’m smarter than strangers
Spontaneous = no problem with one night stands
Fun = borderline alcoholic
Loves life = secretly a massive bludger
Princess = nightmare
Independent = only after sex
Strong family values = hard work
Motivated = workaholic
Driven = no friends
Loyal = has cheated
Needs Loyalty = has been cheated on
Enjoys the finer things in life = gold digger
Sophisticated = materialistic
Passionate = will have sex on first date
Loves animals = desperate
Has goals = has no goals
Friends are everything = man hater
Loves to read = can read but doesn’t
Witty = smartarse when pissed
Imaginative = kinky
Ready to settle down = friends have settled down
Love to travel = needs to escape own head
Down to earth = bit dumb
Honest = still bullshit a fair bit
Bubbly = pisshead
Love what I do = buy lottery ticket every week
Attractive = you must be attractive
Chemistry is important = if you are better looking than me we will have sex
Can laugh at myself = clumsy
Confident = arrogant
