The public transport system of tapping on and off via the use of an Opal Card has moved into the sex industry after the overturned conviction of the people’s biohacker and cult hero Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow – his legal name.
The Sydney biohacker fell foul of the law when he implanted a NSW travel card chip into his hand says “cyborg justice has been served” after a court overturned his conviction.
This has prompted one Surry Hills Brothel to implant chips in its workers so clients can ‘Tap On and Tap Off’ with a credit card linked to their account similar to the Paypass system.
“It make sense,” says owner Madame Viktoria. “It system people familiar with, so move to to business easy. Simple micro chip in bot-bot”.
In an industry where every minute counts, the pay-as-you-go system is preferable to time-poor clients and busy professionals.
It makes the sensitive moment of payment awkward-free, simple and fast.
The implant is small and unobtrusive and relatively pain free.
“It means our clients can get to work in the morning and home to their families of an evening quicker, which translates to more business for us.”
The Surry Hills Times raised the potential problem of clients not tapping off.
Madame Viktoria replied sternly: “There are signs everywhere.”
Watch this space.
