I am of course joking. A millisecond after this photo was taken several helicopter parents flew over to the scene and demanded that awesome kid “get down from there at once” because he could “get hurt”.
And guess what? The total legend did. By jumping. From an enormous height. He stuck the landing and THEN, quick as a cat, jumped up onto the adjacent concrete pillar! All to rapturous cheers from the kids who were seeing a level of radness never before witnessed.
At this stage all parents gave up the fight and went back to their Merlot. You go kid. You be you.
