Nation Outraged: Eagle-eyed viewers spotted dozens of bog-rolls in the PM’s book cabinet last night, confirming claims Morrison himself is a panic buyer.
This is in stark contrast with the Prime Minister’s address to the nation that was an attempt to calm nerves surrounding the Corona Virus.
However speculation has arisen that Morrison keeps toilet paper wherever he goes after he pooped his dacks inside the Engandine McDonalds in 1997 after the one and only Superleague Grand Final.
