The McGrath Foundation has long dominated the Sydney Test. It is now universally referred to as The Pink Test but solid research indicates prostate cancer kills far more men than breast cancer kills women. Given that, the medical community has once again put forward the proposal to rename the ‘Pink Test’ the ‘Brown Test’.
Just joking: everyone loves boobs. Who loves a sweaty ball sack and a pooey bum hole? No one. That’s why men can just suck it up and deal.
And in the meantime, let’s all wear pink and raise money for boobs.
Long live boobs and women, sucked in men and their sweaty ball sacks.
And by God? Can you even imagine? What’s the merchandise gonna be? Brown diapers and brown slacks? That’s just gross.
Long live boobs.
