After binge watching all seven seasons of Mad Men, Dennis Kinchela a 65-year-old Surry Hills man, has convinced himself he’s capable of picking up twenty-year-old women in bars around Sydney’s East.
The man, an ex-advertising executive himself, binge watched seasons one through seven two weeks ago and ever since he’s been “slaying the gine”.
Dennis based his game on the character Roger Sterling.
“I just go up, blow a cigarette in their face, say something incredibly sexist and distasteful and I’m off to the races.”
After watching the final episode Mr Kinchela immediately picked himself up a suit from David Jones, a pack of cigarettes and began frequenting the bars of Surry Hills.
And amazingly women can’t get enough of him.
“He’s so confident. I love how inconsiderate and selfish he is” said Karinda, 22-year-old UX designer from Surry Hills.
Gemma, a fashion designer was visibly swooning “Lovelovelove his style. So suave. Where’s Dennis been all my life?!”
“I’m in the business of crushing arse, and I’m about to float myself on the Stock Exchange”, said Dennis cooly as he nonchalantly sipped on a Martini.
“Sure I get the occasional knockback but generally speaking I’m killing it.”
Dennis can be seen off-leash most nights in Surry Hills.
