It’s been well over 3 months, and the standoff over who’ll replace the toilet roll at local strategy agency ‘Scarves and Insights’ continues with no end in sight.
“No fucken why am I putting that roll on that roll holder,” said Damien, 32, researcher. “It should have been done by the person who used the last toilet roll 3 months ago.”
Management had been forced to bring in a consulting firm specialising in HR to work with staff members to resolve the issue in a way that satisfies all parties.
Creative Director Michael Raso continues to be under siege as he’s suspected to be the Individual who didn’t replace the toilet roll initially.
Raso is currently on leave for mental health reasons that are directly linked to Toilet Roll-Gate
The Surry Hills Times managed to reach Raso at home where he made an official statement:
“Swear to God I replaced the toilet roll, I always do. This is causing me significant emotional and professional damage. Please respect my and my family’s privacy of this difficult time”
