The brilliant gentleman who plucked a necklace from the Versace store in Melbourne’s CBD has his eyes on an infinitely more valuable prize – dunny paper.
The TP was stolen from the shop display at David Jones on Market Street where staff decked out mannequins in the stuff, as 3 ply turd tickets are considered the most extravagant display of wealth possible.
And we concur. Sydneysiders know that nothing’s more valuable than Bogroll.
