Even though he’s putting on a brave face the Surry Hills Times can confirm that ‘The Bachelor’ Nick Cummins is still single. And depressed.
In fact so depressed that he has dyed his hair blue and is constantly referring to himself in the third person as “Bachie’s Blues’.
The ex Wallaby is so depressed that he has turned his back on rugby and has embraced Rugby League, announcing that he will be the face and hair of the NSW “Blatchys Blues”, which will be renamed “Bachies Blues”.
This is seen as another attempt for Cummins to find love: throughout the Origin Series.
“I’m as lonely as a…. (two minute pause)…. something….. (one minute pause)…. in a something else.” said a flat Cummins.
Friends are said to be concerned.
“If he doesn’t come up with between fifty and five thousand similes a day he’s not himself,” said a source.
