And Clive Palmer doesn’t think Australia is already great.

Does anyone know this local hero who has taken the maddeningly mundane task of pushing a pram and transformed it into an urban elite extreme sport?

Just look at that magnificent hair billowing with speed!

This bloke is a legend. But if his missus reads the Surry Hills Times he’s in a world of hurt.

But for god’s sake, if you know this bloke don’t dob him in.

Brilliant.