A local designer has had a tough day back at work and is now back on the fags in spite of his New Year’s resolution.
The vast range of font options drop shadows and filters proved too much for Bronco Djura, 27 of Arthur Street. But it was logo placement that finally brought him undone. Bottom left? Bottom right? Top left? Top right? Slightly off centred centre?
The poor kid took leave of his senses and had a pop outside for several smokos in spite of his resolution to give up the lung busters.
It was a simple design request from a local coffee shop that should have been easy-peasy for Bronco.
Mr Djura prides himself on smashing out designs by day then tucking into lines by night, brushing it off like a champion.
But a crushing New Year’s Eve on the harbour that ended up in a 5 day bender left him entirely undone.
Now said coffee shop (undisclosed) is without its designs and Bronco has taken a mental day off.
But fuck me, he’s so cool he’ll get away with it! Look at that beard! Enough said!
Bronco will live to fight another day. Why? Because he’s Bronco.