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Mel Schilling: “I’m Not a C*nt”

Married at First Sight’s Mel Schilling has been forced to defend herself, releasing a statement that she’s not a c*nt, in the face of hundreds of allegations she’s a c*nt, because she berated Bronson for calling his wife a c*nt, when she clearly is a c*nt.

In fact, last night’s episode of MAFS answered the age-old question: Is it ever ok to call a woman a c*nt? Australians have spoken and the answer is a resounding: “Yes, it is ok all a woman a c*nt if she’s acting like a c*nt.”

Full story, Surry Hills Times.

Now imagine a long series of Twitter screenshots proving what I’ve just said.

One said, “Hey if Mel Schilling’s going to tell Bronson to not call that thing a c*nt, then guess what, she’s a c*nt!”

And a poll of the streets of Surry Hills proved it.

Brinney, a 23 year old designer from Surry Hills said, “If I’m acting like a c*nt, I probably deserve to be called a c*nt.”

Mel Schilling has since gone into hiding but a press release from MAFS stated: “Mel Schilling denies all allegations that she is now or has ever been a c*nt and asks for privacy at this difficult time.”