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Smug Son-of-a-Bitch Jogging in Surry Hills at 7am


As we wake this afternoon from our mutual bender we can report that one turd was jogging with extra high knees throughout the booze-soaked streets of Surry Hills at an ungodly hour.

What’s worse is that, as he passed those of us struggling to put one foot in front of other on our way home, he waved and offered a contemptible “Happy New Year” forcing those who witnessed it to respond in kind.

The dickhead.

Disappointingly it can be revealed the man is a Surry Hills resident, Billy Noke 32, who has actually taken his New Year’s resolution to get fit and stay healthy seriously.

That makes one of you Billy.

All the worst of luck with that.