The stupendous success of the milk crate takedown in Sydney’s CBD yesterday has led to milk crates being standard issue for NSW Police.
Surry Hills Area Command welcomed the move. Sergeant Brian Johnston stated “We envisage milk crates will become synonymous with law enforcement well into the 25th Century.”
“Itls a crate idea”, said Mr Johnston who readily admits to being a father, and therefore excusing what is a horrific Dad joke.