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Wimbledon: Federer’s Shocking Post Match Signature

Roger Federer has been drawing penises for years.

Wimbledon: Roger Federer has once again left the world speechless, in a way no one could have expected; not for his tennis, but for his prowess in drawing penises.

After a stunning win against Nadal, The Fed signed a penis live on camera. The deft penmanship resulting in the work of art will long be remembered by those that witnessed the event live.

He spoke candidly to a stunned press gallery, “I’ve been practicing drawing dicks for many years. It’s kind of a hobby, my signature is between four to six curly strands of pubes on the balls. Not unlike my tennis I’m a perfectionist when it comes to drawing dicks.”

Roger Federer discussing his breathtaking ability to draw penises.

This comes as a revelation for Federer’s many sponsors.

A spokesperson for Nike said overnight, “Roger Federer is an important part of the Nike family. His penchant for drawing penises does nothing to detract from his brilliance as a tennis player. We will continue to support him in whatever endeavours he pursues – that includes drawing sketches of penises, which are clearly another example of his prodigious talent. We are proud to be associated with such a great man.”

His wife Mirka said in a statement: “Those close to Roger know he loves drawing the male phallus. It’s kind of his thing. It relaxes him. He’s actually very good at it. It’s important to his training routine.”

Renowned Australian artist Ben Quilty caught up with the Surry Hills Times for comment, “His attention to detail and form are impressive, I suspect he’s been classically trained”.