This was the moment Stefan Forrester’s dog decided enough was enough.
Speaking through a dog interpreter Stefan’s dog Vin Diesel outlined his frustration.
“It’s all about him and his post run workouts. He’s just too into himself. Too superficial. I need an owner that takes care of my needs and isn’t so into themselves” said a despondent Mr Diesel.
“And then there’s calling me Vin Diesel in the first place! What’s up with that?”
Mr Forester and Vin Diesel had only been together for a couple of years before poor Vinny had had enough of his own is vainglorious navel-gazing.
“I once went 2 days without water in the bowl. The irony was he was on a water only diet at the time prior to a fitness competition. Terrible.”