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Confused Local Spends Australia Day Hiding Under Bed

Is it Australia Day? Is it Invasion Day? For one local man the confusion got all too much and instead of celebrating Australia Day he chose to spend the day in a ‘safe space’ hiding under the bed, lest he be subject to virtue signalling online bullies.

“Last year I posted a photo on Twitter of me celebrating Australia Day having a schooner at the pub, and was promptly informed I was an insensitive turd. It’s bloody hot under here, and I’d love a beer, but I don’t want any abuse. Jeez I’m thirsty.” he said.