A long suffering woman has had to grin and bear another Valentine’s Day with her lame boyfriend.
Upon receiving the card the woman who once again does not wish to be named swallowed grimly and presented her gift, two tickets to Faith No More.
“You beauty! Tobes and I will freakin love this! You’re the best!” exclaimed Steve, 32, Dog Walker.
The woman dropped her head forlornly. Again.
“What?” said a confused Steve.
Again.