Prince Philip has reflected on his torrents of historical racial abuse and has issued a grovelling apology to the world. Comments that include, “If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” He has put his hand up to smooth over relations between Australia and China and ScoMo has gratefully accepted.