In spite of his good intentions the Easter Bunny has been fined for travelling unnecessarily this Easter Sunday by NSW police due to social isolation restrictions affecting the state.
“Mate, I was just trying to deliver some fuckin’ eggs, for fuck’s sake,” said Mr Bunny.
Constable Constance from Surry Hills Area Command said, “The particular individual in question was unable to provide the officers with a satisfactory explanation for his travel which under NSW guidelines are travel for: work, groceries and exercise.”
This flies in the face of Glady’s confirmation on Thursday that the Easter Bunny would be exempt from the travel ban.
The SHT contacted Glady for comment. She is said to be fucking livid.