In July of 2018 the Surry Hills Times revealed that the NRL Bunker played host to one massive weekend bender after another. It’s now become clear nothing has changed, which has resulted in a series of inexplicable decisions. “Look, the Bunker’s a chance for the boys to get away from the missus and kids and just tear it up. If that means the occasional poor decision so be it,” said a clearly intoxicated Steve Clark.
The original article revealed that Super Saturday started with an esky and a case of beer and quickly turned into cocktails followed by suspicious delivery from a bloke called “Robbo”. Shortly afterwards spirits seemed much higher than usual. Then just prior to the late match on Saturday night a DJ arrived followed by a string of scantily-clad dancers.
And in order to “stay relaxed”, match officials were openly viewing pornography on up to eight screens at a time.
“Let the good times roll”, said Mr Clarke.